Bond. James Bond. (My paean to reading)

Pho­to by me

As a retired Eng­lish teacher, one of the most dis­tress­ing obser­va­tions I can make about Amer­i­can youth (then and now, I believe) is that they don’t want to read. Oh, there were flur­ries of hope: The Twi­light series (if you call that hope) and Har­ry Pot­ter, and…and…that’s about it. When I used to ask in my class “Who has nev­er read a book?” there would always be some hands raised. 

I fought the good fight. One of the rea­sons I wrote my first nov­el, The Whole Nine Yards, was because I want­ed to write some­thing that a boy in high school might like. (I lat­er learned that the real mar­ket for Young Adult is junior high/middle school, but that’s anoth­er sto­ry.) In my cre­ative writ­ing class, one of my exer­cis­es was a read­ing auto­bi­og­ra­phy, i.e., how books had affect­ed your life. Some of my stu­dents had a hard time with that one.

I feel bad for kids who don’t read the same way I feel bad for kids who say they don’t dream. They are pass­ing up free life. Expe­ri­ence with­out con­se­quences. I tried to tell them—readers don’t get bored, read­ers aren’t depen­dent on oth­ers for enter­tain­ment, read­ers can trav­el through time, read­ers have healthy brains. Most­ly I would get back vacant stares. I’m remind­ed of one boy in my class­room, years ago, who respond­ed to my dec­la­ra­tion that read­ing was fun as fol­lows? “It can’t be fun. When you read, you have to think.”

I can remem­ber my moth­er load­ing all of us kids into the car and tak­ing us to the Upper Dar­by pub­lic library. It looked like a big white house and it sat up on a hill sur­round­ed by trees. It had two sto­ries and on the upstairs floor there were long aisles of books with white radi­a­tors at the end of cer­tain aisles. I used to take my book and sit down near a radi­a­tor because I like how it smelled.

When my sis­ter Diana was five, she mem­o­rized the children’s book Made­line.
“In an old house in Paris all cov­ered with vines
Lived twelve lit­tle chil­dren in two straight lines.
In two straight lines they broke their bread,
Brushed their teeth and went to bed.”

She used to go up and down the street knock­ing on doors, offer­ing to recite it for twen­ty-five cents. She was get­ting rich! It killed me because I could recite the whole damn thing too, but nobody thought it was cute when a ten-year-old boy did it. Not cute enough to pay for.

I know that I was a young read­er because I’m sure I read the entire Hardy Boys series. After that it was the Chip Hilton series. Might have slipped a few Nan­cy Drew in between. But my turn­ing point came at the end of fifth grade when my teacher sent home a note that said “Dallin is a very slow read­er.” My father decid­ed I need­ed to read a book a week all sum­mer to improve my read­ing skills. The first book was The Earth is the Lord’s, and it was thick­er than my fist. It was a fic­tion­al­ized account of the boy­hood of Genghis Khan, and I was hooked after 50 pages. I fin­ished that one with a flash­light. I don’t remem­ber the order, but Beau Geste and Boon Island and A Pris­on­er of Zen­da came after that, and I became a life-long reader.

I read The Hob­bit and The Lord of the Rings tril­o­gy when I was sev­en­teen. The first time I read them, it took about six days. My world ceased to exist—there was only Mid­dle Earth. When Gan­dalf died, part of me went with him, and I still think his res­ur­rec­tion played a role in my becom­ing a Chris­t­ian. I read them two more times before I turned twen­ty, and then I vowed not to read them again for twen­ty years. I read each book in the tril­o­gy just before Peter Jackson’s film ver­sion was released, and they were just as good as I remem­bered. (His films were good, too.)

We did anoth­er exer­cise in Cre­ative Writ­ing where we had to come up with things we’d be will­ing to fight for. I’d fight for the right to read. In fact, I have. In the sev­enth grade, I dis­cov­ered Ian Fleming’s James Bond series. Books got passed around a lot in my fam­i­ly, and my sis­ter Miri­am had his lat­est, For Your Eyes Only. I snuck into her bed­room one night and took it off her bed stand. The next day she caught me with it. Ugly words were exchanged, and we end­ed up in a tug-of-war, book in the mid­dle. I had my legs spread, both hands on the book, lean­ing away from her. Bam! She racked me. Her leg shot through the air, and I went down like a gun­shot. She walked back upstairs with her book as I lay writhing in agony. I sus­pect James would have han­dled it differently.

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