Happiness is not a warm gun…

For­give me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been a hyp­ocrite. I hold to cer­tain beliefs and prin­ci­ples, and yet I have act­ed con­trary to them for my own self-inter­est. I have no jus­ti­fi­ca­tion for my actions.

It all start­ed with two hand­guns. They were owned by my father-in-law. They came into my pos­ses­sion when we moved him out of his apart­ment and into a nurs­ing home. I asked my wife what I should do with them. We have nev­er owned guns and don’t want to. I have only fired a gun on two occa­sions. The first time I blew a can to smithereens with a shot­gun. I was dat­ing a coun­try girl, and her father felt that no one should have nev­er fired a gun. The sec­ond time was skeet shoot­ing with my son-in-law. I was terrible—never hit a thing.

My wife said I should turn the guns into the police. O, why didn’t I lis­ten! Because I thought it was a bad idea—deep down I have a vague dis­trust of the police (anoth­er sto­ry for anoth­er time). The guns had val­ue. I decid­ed I should sell them.

How do I do that? I put the two guns in the trunk of my car. I went to a shoot­ing range and asked the guy at the counter. They didn’t buy guns, and no, he didn’t want me to bring them in to see them. I decid­ed to take the guns to my two friends, George and Lyn­don, who know way more about guns than I do. They said one looked like a cheap, cheesy knock­off of a Colt .45, but the oth­er was prob­a­bly a pret­ty decent hand­gun. They talked about weight and heft and cal­iber. I nod­ded my head. Then we went to a bar.

George and Lyn­don like bars and they know lots of peo­ple. A guy sat down to vis­it and some­how my hand­guns came up. He was inter­est­ed. I showed him a pic­ture of the guns on my phone. He want­ed to see them. We went out to the park­ing lot and I opened my trunk. He looked them over, said he would give me $150 for them. I said sure. (I am blush­ing with shame.) He went off to find an ATM and fif­teen min­utes lat­er we made the trans­ac­tion. George and Lyn­don looked at me weird. I sold two unreg­is­tered (as far as I know) hand­guns to a stranger in the park­ing lot of a bar.

It feels like a Taran­ti­no movie. Flash­back to the ridicu­lous steps that led a fool­ish man into mak­ing that exchange. Flash for­ward to the poten­tial vio­lence and tragedy that those two hand­guns could impart. What hor­ri­fies me most is that I went through that whole expe­ri­ence with almost no aware­ness of the moral impli­ca­tions of what I was doing. $150—it will help defray the costs of mov­ing my father-in-law—good deal. 

I woke up at 4:39 this morn­ing real­iz­ing the idio­cy and moral bank­rupt­cy of what I have done. (Oh, I’ve thought of it before—this hap­pened about 8 months ago—but I’ve quick­ly pushed those thoughts back under.) So I am mak­ing a $200 dona­tion to the Brady Cam­paign to Pre­vent Gun Vio­lence ($150=repayment, $50=penance). And I will con­tin­ue to pray: For­give me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been a hyp­ocrite. I pray by Your infi­nite grace that those two hand­guns are locked safe­ly in someone’s gun cab­i­net and will nev­er be used to bring harm to anoth­er human being. And please, Lord, make me a smarter person.

Comments

  • Babel, the movie

    Gretch5 January, 2020
    • Aw, Gretch, I saw it, but it’s been so long…don’t real­ly under­stand your ref­er­ence. I trust that I am for­giv­en, at least in your eyes.

      Dallin Malmgren8 January, 2020

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